Oh Dark Citadel, my Dark Citadel,
Phallic beacon straddling dense forests,
Why do you gaze languorously so,
Toward the eastern throbbing rivers running red?
Longingly do you sigh and look, upon the sight
Of the gap 'tween the twin peaks of the glades.
In your halls lurk with shrouded creatures
with biting hands and nimble feet.
They seek to rend holes in their victims...
Holes only which you, Dark Citadel, may fill.
June 13, 2013 by Meh
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